Funny comments by TV9

hey.. was just listening to tv9 @ 11pm.. some very funny comments made were:

E.coli is turning into V.cholera after entering our body.
We are daily drinking a lot of water with HARMLESS V.cholera.
Water board is supplying E.coli, not water.
There is going to be an epidemic in coming month, just like bholakpur last year.
This is not just restricted to hyderabad n is spreading to other areas (as far as kadapa!!) through water.


TV9 takes many roles in this report.. it becomes a scientist to discover the harmless(relatively) E.coli turning into a brand new species.. wonder how.. might be nominated for a nobel?
Then it takes the role of an expert fortune teller in predicting an epidemic.. expecting the WHO to sleep all 24 hrs??
And pls tell me wt is this Harmless V.cholera pls..

Hats off for the report TV9..
thanks 4 d laughs..